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Reblogged from i-justreally-like-cats-okay
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via yourpubes)

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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haveahiddles:

Two of these things are not like the others…

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call-me-bellina:

anidioticblogger:

excuse me waiter where are my crayons

I actually asked this before at a restaurant and the waiter told me that he only gave crayons the ‘little children’ and I stared him down for a good five seconds before stage whispering “I am little children” and guess who got to fucking draw a flower on their paper placemat that day with crayons

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ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

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Reblogged from fancynewbeesly

favourite character meme » seven scenes: i feel god in this chili’s tonight [3/7]

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Reblogged from rosssgeller

"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."

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Reblogged from supermoclel

supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

(via kiitannextdoor)

Reblogged from officialblueshell
officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

(via feeeeeeeeeeels)