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apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist


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"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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Reblogged from nerdiegirlie



when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

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A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal


A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal

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Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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If you’re not low key obsessed with your girlfriend you’re doing it wrong

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